"kitten"?

One day, a small kitten dropped into river....It can't swim....
It called 'help! help! help!'....
Suddenly, a cat walked by and saw this incident....
It quickly jump into the river to save the kitten.....
After that, the kitten felt very thankful to the cat...
And what will it talks to the cat? Thankyou? NO!!! (you guess...)
Actually the kitten will says ............................
.................................miao! miao!........................

Is this joke 'cold' enough?