"kitten"?

One day, a small kitten dropped into river....It can't swim....
It called 'help! help! help!'....
Suddenly, a cat walked by and saw this incident....
It quickly jump into the river to save the kitten.....
After that, the kitten felt very thankful to the cat...
And what will it talks to the cat? Thankyou? NO!!! (you guess...)
Actually the kitten will says ............................
.................................miao! miao!........................

Is this joke 'cold' enough?

"PUASA"?

Yesterday was the 1st day for malay's 'puasa'...
The malay's people can't eat and drink for a whole day...
Quite pity... (but this is their culture so they also can't do anything...)
Today, we start to finish our school hours at 12.30pm...
Everyone can go home earlier than before... ^^
There must be a very happy thing for us...

So, how about your feeling about 'puasa'?